Unraveling the Panty Myth
Posted on Wednesday, November 16th, 2005 by CJ
When Meme approached me to write for this site I was initially excited, which had more to do with her drunken enthuiasm than anything else. Then a sense of dread set in. What will I write? Is my ex girlfriend going to find this site? My co-workers? My Boss? Will Meme remember that she asked when she wakes hungover in the morning? Is it really just a ploy to attract more attention to her harem over at girlspoke? So, a few days later, I called her up and asked her about it again. She did remember, and I told her I was on board, under one condition:
She didn't like this much, but I stood my ground, and untrue to her character, she gave in. So just to piss her off I'm going to write about…Politics….hahaha, just kidding, don't get your panties in a bunch. Speaking of panties.
Frankly, panties are best when they are crumpled up on the floor next to bed, like the bows from christmas presents strewn about the room after a frantic morning of gift opening. But I've also learned that the evolution of a woman's panties is a better gauge of the state of your relationship then having "the talk". Actually, the de-evolution of panties.
The first time with a woman she spares no expense, sexy/lacy black or red that usually matches her bra. Probably a thong or something with minimal butt coverage. It's hot. Most likely uncomfortable, but when you flip her over on her stomach and she does that thing where she sticks her ass up in the air…holy crap.
After a couple of weeks the underwear is still hot - although you may notice the emergence of full-butt panties. Not to worry, because at this stage these will still be on the naughty side, maybe sheer or with some cute Curious George motif on the front. The converse of this, however, is that she stops wearing panties which is well, pretty fucking sexy. Especially when she leans over to you during dinner and tells you she's not.
But then things take a turn, and I'm not saying it's bad, just different.
This is the all cotton, no visible butt, white or beige, panty stage. The point where she's leaving things at your place and your weekends are planned for you. If you like the girl then you're okay with this stage. If you don't then you start dropping hints like "how come you don't wear those lacy snap-crotch up the butt numbers anymore?" And that, my compatriots, is the big flashing neon sign about the state of your relationship. At this point, it's about more than the panties - which it probably should have been in the first place, anyhow. You know at this point, if the only way you're going to get it up is with her wearing expensive and/or trashy lingerie, then it's more than likely time to move on.
And for all you ladies out there, this theory does not work in reverse. Guys wear the same underwear on the first date as on the 10th date, well, I mean the same style. If your man is wearing the same exact pair everytime that's your big flashing neon sign.
November 16th, 2005 at 1:54 pm
Reminded me of “high fidelity”… That movie rocks.
November 16th, 2005 at 2:29 pm
And what about when a woman “accidentally” leaves a pair of panties at the guy’s house? My friend once suggested, if you are in the early dating stages of a relationship and the man must travel, make sure to stuff a pair of panties in his suitcase/briefcase/glove box before he leaves. Absence makes the heart grow stronger.
November 16th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
CJ…FYI, I only asked you to write for us cause you’re my fav piece of eye candy.
Maybe next time we go out drinking I’ll let you see my panties.
November 16th, 2005 at 8:44 pm
Hector - Some of Cusak’s best work. I agree.
Casey - as long as they’re clean, or she doesn’t have some sort of girly stank.
Meme - I actually caught a glimpse when you were falling off your barstool…right after I tried to cop a feel.
November 17th, 2005 at 11:46 am
Just so you know, not all of us go cotton… Some girls, will never give up on sexy mesh and lace panties. You just need to find the right one (girl, I mean), and she needs to find the right one (pair of panties, I mean). You can direct her to me or Meme if she needs advice, and we’ll have a pantie party to go over her options.
November 18th, 2005 at 6:10 pm
Got a theory that men who wear underwear are uptight, and well - according to my stats, just odd.
November 22nd, 2005 at 3:51 pm
Danielle, you are so right. I could never give up on thongs. I think they are great, and could never go back to full-butt panties, as CJ calls them. Seriously, though, I think in most instances, you are right. Panties are a great gauge of where the relationship is at. Brilliant observation. You need to talk to some guys I know.
November 29th, 2005 at 3:55 pm
just so we’re all clear, some of us only do cotton. and god damn it, cotton can be sexy.
December 13th, 2005 at 8:57 am
i haven’t been in a relationship for quite a while, but i’d never stop wearing nice underwear.
first of all, because i don’t own fugly cotton-panties to begin with, and secondly, i don’t see why i should stop trying to look my best.
February 16th, 2007 at 11:08 am
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