Comments on: How Many Bags Will You Be Checking Today?

Comment on How Many Bags Will You Be Checking Today? by: Mickey

Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:09:03 +0000

Little Mickey ain’t that little,
and when I bulge is certainly
isn’t unsightly…

but thanks for the advice, babe

Comment on How Many Bags Will You Be Checking Today? by: Zoie

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:29:35 +0000

Everybody looks their best in a simple, little black dress?

I just bet you do, Mickey. But before you go out dressed like that, remember to tape Little Mickey down. You wouldn’t want any unsightly bulges.

Comment on How Many Bags Will You Be Checking Today? by: Betty

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 18:51:06 +0000

Do we get to color coordinate the baggage, for instance:

I will take cheating and alcoholism, but not the drug problem or divorce issues.

In today’s blogging world, it’s a little hard to hide baggage.

Comment on How Many Bags Will You Be Checking Today? by: Mickey

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 18:08:40 +0000

Thank you for being my friend, even if not the fucking kind. I’m thinking of giving up on that kind of friend, anyway, so this works out well.

Comment on How Many Bags Will You Be Checking Today? by: always write

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:46:38 +0000

So true. All of it, so very true. How can we know what we want unless we learn — the hard way — what we don’t want? Pain is a rite of passage. Like a Bar Mitzvah, if you will.

I’ll be your friend. Maybe not the fucking kind — I’ve already got one of those.