Women *I’d* Do
Posted on Friday, March 17th, by CJ
Okay, so the last entry on this topic wasn't so well-received. Apparently, it was construed that I was just being a lemming and taking women from the front pages of supermarket tabloid mags. What y'all didn't seem to grasp is that I was trying to explain why those women are perpetually on those covers.
Either way, to hell with that. This week, I'm giving you a list of celebrity women who I find hot and want to get with. You've probably heard of most, but others… maybe not so much.
Mira Sorvino: Okay, first of all, the woman's friggin' brilliant. She graduated magna cum laude from Harvard and won a prize for her college thesis on racial conflict in China. And she can sing — she started an a cappella group while she was at Harvard too. But we're getting away from the fact that she is just gorgeous. I think I almost lost it when I saw her wearing an open shirt with a black bra underneath in The Replacement Killers. Good God, she's just all kinds of delicious.
Jewel Staite: If you didn't watch the series Firefly or the movie Serenity, you probably have no idea who I'm talking about. If you did, you know that there's nothing hotter than a woman who's got a rack and a great smile but can also disassemble and reassemble complex machinery while still looking attractive despite being covered in engine grease. Plus, a woman in overalls is just super cute. That's also the reason why I was intrigued by Rachael Leigh Cook's character in Josie and the Pussycats (an underrated movie, by the way) — she not only was girly and attractive, but she could also wail on guitar and fix cars.
Kate Winslet: Yeah, I guess a lot of people think she's attractive, but I just wanted to put her on this list to ask who the hell called Kate "plus-sized" when Titanic came out? Kate is gorgeous. That scene where Leonardo's drawing her and she's naked? How can anyone think she's plus-sized after seeing that? I didn't see any spare tires on that frame.
Jennifer Westfeldt: I dunno — maybe it was the whole neurotic Jewish New Yorker character she was playing in Kissing Jessica Stein that first pulled me in… or maybe it was her stellar figure. She's got a wicked sense of humor, which is pretty evident given the fact that she co-wrote the movie. If anyone knows how to get in touch with her, send her my way.
Brooke Langton: Everyone knows her as Nicki from Swingers, but I loved her in The Replacements. C'mon, a hot bartender cheerleader tomboy who loves football and drives like a bat out of hell but still can rock a mini-skirt like you wouldn't believe? Plus, she's got that semi-gravelly Demi Moore-type voice that just drives me absolutely nuts.
April 10th, at 5:55 am
What’s wrong with a woman being plus size? The notion a woman’s got to look like a freaking super-model is bullshit. I think plus size woman look as, if not more, sexy than thin raked super models.