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Yes, looks are definitely a factor when deciding whether you’re going to (a) hit that, (b) date that or (c) marry that. I mean, sexual attraction is the difference between friends and more, so wouldn’t you need to find someone attractive on the outside too in order to want to have sex with them? […]

A good friend of mine (who happens to be female) and I were discussing clothes, for some God-knows-why reason. I know absolutely nothing about fashion. But I happened to mention that I had seen a woman in a wife-beater and camouflage pants earlier in the day, and that kind of turned me on […]

My ex-girlfriend was propositioned for a three-way.
No, not now. I have no idea if she has since I dumped her, since she went psycho on me and I haven’t spoken to her or seen her in several months. But that’s another story for another entry. But while we were together, she was […]

It’s been well-documented. There are two kinds of guys out there: Boob men and ass men. I am of the first round — I am most definitely a boob man.
The thing is, Los Angeles is the best place in the world for a boob man like me. This place […]

Bachelorhood rocks.
I live alone. I do what I want, when I want and with who I want. I answer to no one except those who I choose to make plans with. I wear what I want, I go out as late as I want, I go out with who I […]

So I recently joined a gym. Yes, yes, let’s forego all the pleasantries about how women don’t like men with expanding asses and burgeoning stomachs. That would probably be one of the main reasons why I’m putting good money down to go into that Building of Masochism™ a few times a week to […]

I’ve thought long and hard about le click and its impact upon my dating life. And I’ve taken into account advice from my best friend, a slew of other friends and random strangers. But I’ve come to the conclusion that, well, I need to follow my gut.
Yes, I know that whole […]

Please answer the following multiple-choice questionnaire to the best of your ability. The Boyspoke Institute of Better Understanding Women & Stuff appreciates your candor, honesty and willingness to expose your innermost secrets.
1. Ever been on a blind date?
a) Sure, I trust my friends.
b) Nah, I don’t need to be set up.
c) Holy crap, no, […]

Pop culture is perpetuating such fallacies — that’s FALLACIES, not phallacies — about men and our habits. So it’s a little hard for women to distinguish what’s real and what’s not, and I don’t blame them. Thank Jeebus there’s guys like me to set the record straight.
Myth: Men name their, […]

Last week, in a gala event in Norway, the Institute for the Betterment of Men Everywhere released the long-awaited results of a survey they’ve been conducting with men around the world over the past two decades. The results were originally scheduled to come out three years ago, but someone accidentally spilled coffee on the […]

Okay, so the last entry on this topic wasn’t so well-received. Apparently, it was construed that I was just being a lemming and taking women from the front pages of supermarket tabloid mags. What y’all didn’t seem to grasp is that I was trying to explain why those women are perpetually on those […]

Is it any wonder that you keep seeing the same famous women pop up on the covers of magazines like Maxim or Stuff or Spank Fantasies? (Uhh… okay, so maybe you’re not seeing that one on your local newsstand… or in our bedrooms.) They’re representatives of a larger picture… kind of like ambassadors […]

A convergence of sorts led to this discussion: It basically came about when a bunch of us were watching the Super Bowl on my friend’s giant plasma HDTV (which made me drool profusely, by the way) and the Victoria’s Secret commercial came on while someone was in the kitchen singing Edwin Starr’s “War.”
The discussion […]

So, I have a bit of a confession to make. As much of a stud I am for being part of this whole Boyspoke thing — you know, being a spokesmodel for guys everywhere, much like a writer for Maxim or FHM or that goddamned idiot “Jake” who does a column for Cosmo and […]

I have to make a confession. I’ve been lazy and I haven’t updated my bio over there on the sidebar. I’m not in New York anymore… or Kansas, for that matter. I’ve packed my shiznayit and hauled it across the country to the Land of Plastic & Sun — El Pueblo de […]