The Two Sides of the Equation
Posted on Friday, May 5th, by CJ
It's been well-documented. There are two kinds of guys out there: Boob men and ass men. I am of the first round — I am most definitely a boob man.
The thing is, Los Angeles is the best place in the world for a boob man like me. This place is legendary for its fake boobs. And hell, some of the boobs here aren't even fake, but they're still spectacular! I was at this bar last night, and the bartender had a rack that was absolutely wonderful. I almost broke the cardinal rule of not hitting on the waitress/bartender.
Here's the thing… I've never touched fake boobs. I have no idea what they feel like. I've been blessed enough that all the boobs I've touched have been absolutely, 100% real. (Though I have to admit that the number of boobs I've touched recently has been, well, less than I'd like.) But I'm still a little curious… what do fake boobs feel like?
I've seen fake boobs. I know that they look like they're anchored to a woman's chest. I know that in a porn movie, I can spot fake boobs by the way they stay perky and upright and perfectly round when the bra is removed.
Honestly, I do love me some boobs, and I think that a natural, unenhanced breast is just one of the most beautiful parts of a woman. Cleavage can make me wig out like you wouldn't believe. But I'm still curious about the consistency of breast implants though. Any women with enhanced boobage out there who would like to contribute to my scientific research?
May 6th, at 10:38 pm
I’m betting you touched yourself some fake booby, the ladies just haven’t told you.
I grew up in LA, I know what I’m talking about.
May 7th, at 10:38 am
I’m curious about men’s reactions to fake breasts. The tiniest little b-cup you could imagine is typing this, and she has a good mind to enhance her own deficiencies when money allows. A lot of those random, out-of-nowhere guys you meet will tell you, “Oh, ick, natural is better,”such and such and such, yet it’s still women with masive and/or fake breasts who become sex objects; strippers, porn stars, nudie magazine models. Not exclusively, but frequently, and as these things are marketed most commonly to men, I have to assume the rumor that guys dig biggies and fakies started -somewhere.- Would you pick a small natural rack over a big, well done fake one?
May 12th, at 11:38 pm
As far as fake breasts… Once they’re in they’re real.