Archive for 2005

CJ Unraveling the Panty Myth

Posted on Wednesday, November 16th, 2005 by CJ

When Meme approached me to write for this site I was initially excited, which had more to do with her drunken enthuiasm than anything else. Then a sense of dread set in. What will I write? Is my ex girlfriend going to find this site? My co-workers? My Boss? Will Meme remember that she asked […]

CJ Three is a magic number

Posted on Wednesday, December 14th, 2005 by CJ

One of my friends maintains that, in order to pick up any woman, all you need is his three-point plan. When he first said this to me, I immediately asked him why he wasn’t marketing his plan on late-night TV, but upon hearing his explanation, I understood why. Steps 1 and 2 are […]

CJ Let my love open the door

Posted on Wednesday, December 21st, 2005 by CJ

Technology is killing chivarly. Chilvary. Dammit. CHIVALRY. There. My stupid fingers finally forced the word out. But however you might spell it, technology and convenience (hey, I got that one right on the first try!) are killing it. Actually, it’s mostly dead already.
Back when the kids went on […]

CJ I love my computer

Posted on Friday, December 30th, 2005 by CJ

I have a confession to make about something that you might’ve known or realized already: I do online dating. There. I’ve said it. Don’t you want to make fun of me now? Of course not, because you’re probably doing it too. Plus, it seems that online dating has become […]


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