Archive for January, 2006

CJ You look hot in those genes

Posted on Friday, January 6th, by CJ

So, the party I went to last night wasn’t a total waste. I mean, yeah, I got some incriminating pictures of people in my industry, and I got pretty wasted too, but I didn’t get any phone numbers from the hot women running all over the house. In fact, I’m not quite sure […]

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CJ ‘We’re no longer called Sonic Death Monkey.’

Posted on Friday, January 13th, by CJ

I have to make a confession. I’ve been lazy and I haven’t updated my bio over there on the sidebar. I’m not in New York anymore… or Kansas, for that matter. I’ve packed my shiznayit and hauled it across the country to the Land of Plastic & Sun — El Pueblo de […]

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CJ ‘You have seven days….’

Posted on Wednesday, January 18th, by CJ

I’m a rare breed — my best friend is a woman. And there’s no romantic interest between us. Oh, I’ll fully admit that she’s hot, and I’m definitely not alone in that opinion… it combines with her kickass personality to make an incredible package of a person. Sadly, that also means that […]

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CJ What You Don’t Know Will Kill You

Posted on Friday, January 27th, by CJ

Attention, people of Earth: Do yourselves a favor and pick up a subscription to Esquire magazine. I’m not saying this because they’ve paid me to (they haven’t), I’m not saying this because they put an almost-totally-naked chick on the front cover of this month’s issue wearing only a garter (they did). I’m […]

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