Archive for April, 2006

CJ Le Click, C’est Chic

Posted on Wednesday, April 5th, by CJ

Okay, so guess what? I’ve actually been dating recently. Maybe that’s one reason why I was late with this post. And yes, real women, not just, you know, imaginary dates or hookers. I’m sorry — they prefer the term “escorts.”
Anyways, I’m a little conflicted at the moment. And for once, […]

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CJ Donde Esta La Spunk?

Posted on Friday, April 7th, by CJ

I was reading this article about “Spunky Single Girl” — you know, the character that’s basically the stereotype of just about every single TV sitcom out there. If you own a TV or have ever watched TV or maybe have only just heard of TV, you know of some TV show that features Spunky […]

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CJ Fact or Fiction?

Posted on Tuesday, April 11th, by CJ

Pop culture is perpetuating such fallacies — that’s FALLACIES, not phallacies — about men and our habits. So it’s a little hard for women to distinguish what’s real and what’s not, and I don’t blame them. Thank Jeebus there’s guys like me to set the record straight.
Myth: Men name their, […]

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CJ Excuse Me, Miss….

Posted on Friday, April 14th, by CJ

Please answer the following multiple-choice questionnaire to the best of your ability. The Boyspoke Institute of Better Understanding Women & Stuff appreciates your candor, honesty and willingness to expose your innermost secrets.
1. Ever been on a blind date?
a) Sure, I trust my friends.
b) Nah, I don’t need to be set up.
c) Holy crap, no, […]

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CJ Fonzie Be With You

Posted on Tuesday, April 18th, by CJ

I’ve thought long and hard about le click and its impact upon my dating life. And I’ve taken into account advice from my best friend, a slew of other friends and random strangers. But I’ve come to the conclusion that, well, I need to follow my gut.
Yes, I know that whole […]

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CJ By the Light of the Equipment

Posted on Friday, April 21st, by CJ

So I recently joined a gym. Yes, yes, let’s forego all the pleasantries about how women don’t like men with expanding asses and burgeoning stomachs. That would probably be one of the main reasons why I’m putting good money down to go into that Building of Masochism™ a few times a week to […]

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CJ I’m Just The Boy Who’s Had Too Many Chances

Posted on Tuesday, April 25th, by CJ

Bachelorhood rocks.
I live alone. I do what I want, when I want and with who I want. I answer to no one except those who I choose to make plans with. I wear what I want, I go out as late as I want, I go out with who I […]

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CJ Choose Your Own Disaster

Posted on Friday, April 28th, by CJ

You sit down at the table in a local popular restaurant on this, your first date. You’ve exchanged some e-mails and chatted a bit on the phone before, having met — gasp! — on an online dating service. It’s your first time really seeing him, since his picture was a little blurry, and […]

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