Archive for May, 2006

CJ The Two Sides of the Equation

Posted on Friday, May 5th, by CJ

It’s been well-documented. There are two kinds of guys out there: Boob men and ass men. I am of the first round — I am most definitely a boob man.
The thing is, Los Angeles is the best place in the world for a boob man like me. This place […]

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CJ The Seesaw Rebounds

Posted on Tuesday, May 9th, by CJ

So now I know what it feels like.
I was at a club on Saturday night, out on the dance floor, when some random drunk dude came up to me, grabbed me by the hand, actually twirled me around and told me, “I love your shirt, man.” (I was wearing just a plain old Jimmy […]

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CJ One, Two… Three, The Hard Way

Posted on Friday, May 12th, by CJ

My ex-girlfriend was propositioned for a three-way.
No, not now. I have no idea if she has since I dumped her, since she went psycho on me and I haven’t spoken to her or seen her in several months. But that’s another story for another entry. But while we were together, she was […]

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CJ They Said There’d Be No Math Involved

Posted on Tuesday, May 16th, by CJ

Some random search engine request — “math equation explain what women do” — led some poor schmuck to this site. And honestly? If there was a math equation to explain why women do what they do, it’d take someone more brilliant than Einstein, Newton and Stephen Hawking combined to hash that math out. […]

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CJ Dress For Sexcess

Posted on Friday, May 19th, by CJ

A good friend of mine (who happens to be female) and I were discussing clothes, for some God-knows-why reason. I know absolutely nothing about fashion. But I happened to mention that I had seen a woman in a wife-beater and camouflage pants earlier in the day, and that kind of turned me on […]

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CJ The Interschnitzel, Bastion of Love

Posted on Tuesday, May 23rd, by CJ

It’s time once again for me to bring forth the spectre of online dating. This time, I’m not going to talk about my own experiences with it… no, this time, I’m going to take a look at other people’s profiles and mock them openly. Realize that these are lines from actual, real, […]

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CJ Fool Me Twice…

Posted on Tuesday, May 30th, by CJ

You know that picture of the aftermath of a couple having sex on a dusty car hood? Snopes says it may not be real! Gasp! Insert shock and awe! My world is crumbling as I write this.
My entire perspective on things having been thrown into disarray, I began wondering […]

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