Archive for June, 2006

CJ Summer Lovin’, Had Me A Blast

Posted on Friday, June 2nd, by CJ

The line from Clueless really is true: “Sometimes, you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.” Then again, as if we really needed any reminders?
Here’s the thing, though — it’s summertime, especially here in Los Angeles. Summer means tank-tops. […]

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CJ Why I Won’t Screw Paris Hilton

Posted on Tuesday, June 6th, by CJ

Oh hell no. Seriously. And I had the chance. You know she digs the Boyspokesmen. (Okay, Boyspokesman. Really, aren’t there any guys out there who can put a coherent sentence together who want to rant about women and sit around, playing poker and smoking cigars and watching porn in the […]

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CJ Quality Programming

Posted on Tuesday, June 13th, by CJ

So. Last night, ABC premiered its series How to Get the Guy, a so-called “romantic reality” show that follows four San Francisco chicks over six episodes on their quest for the Holy Grail — er, I mean, loooooove, exciting and neeeeeeeeeew…. They are “taking hold of their own romantic destinies and declare to […]

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CJ Pimp My Ride, Please

Posted on Friday, June 16th, by CJ

I’ll preface this by saying that I was never one of those people who thought that showing off by buying a particular car was something that should be done. I don’t care what kind of car you drive. In this city, the City of SUVs and High-End Luxury Cars, more often than not, […]

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CJ The New Wave

Posted on Tuesday, June 20th, by CJ

Let me offer up this campaign to Sprint for their new cell phone campaign. You know, the one where they talk about how many minutes you have on your plan so you never have to worry about it?
SETTING: A gym
SCENE: It’s a busy night at the gym. There are many people milling […]

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CJ Do The Numbers Add Up?

Posted on Friday, June 23rd, by CJ

Pardon me while I go all intellectual on you for a second here.
So, I read an article by Gail Sheehy, author of Sex and the Seasoned Woman, called “Why Marriage Is Good Medicine for Men.” In it, she claims that marriage has actual physical benefits for men, including decreased stress, decreased chance of cancer, […]

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CJ When Beauty Goes Bad

Posted on Wednesday, June 28th, by CJ

Yes, looks are definitely a factor when deciding whether you’re going to (a) hit that, (b) date that or (c) marry that. I mean, sexual attraction is the difference between friends and more, so wouldn’t you need to find someone attractive on the outside too in order to want to have sex with them? […]

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