Archive for February, 2006

CJ “Bitchin’, Fussin’, Cussin’…”

Posted on Friday, February 3rd, by CJ

The memories of a three-month-long Christmas season are still echoing in my head. Mostly, it had to do with the fact that every radio station on the face of the Earth was playing nothing but Christmas music between Labor Day and Christmas Day. And every store and every mall and every elevator and […]

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CJ Oh, The Places You’ll Go!

Posted on Friday, February 10th, by CJ

So, I have a bit of a confession to make. As much of a stud I am for being part of this whole Boyspoke thing — you know, being a spokesmodel for guys everywhere, much like a writer for Maxim or FHM or that goddamned idiot “Jake” who does a column for Cosmo and […]

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CJ 32 Lines About 15 Women

Posted on Friday, February 17th, by CJ

[Ed. note: If you’re unfamiliar with the song “88 Lines About 44 Women” by The Nails, read this before going further. So what if my rhyme scheme isn’t exact? Let’s see you do all this.]
I really felt appreciated when you took the call from your ex
Immediately after we had sex
Cleaning my desk […]

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CJ Lingerie: Nature’s Extra Layer

Posted on Friday, February 24th, by CJ

A convergence of sorts led to this discussion: It basically came about when a bunch of us were watching the Super Bowl on my friend’s giant plasma HDTV (which made me drool profusely, by the way) and the Victoria’s Secret commercial came on while someone was in the kitchen singing Edwin Starr’s “War.”
The discussion […]

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