Bottle of red, bottle of white…
Los Angeles Pre-Proposition Questionnaire
Before I attempt to engage you, the female, in conversation at this bar/nightclub/party/other assorted setting in the greater Los Angeles area, please take a moment to answer these questions to the best of your ability.
1. I am:
an aspiring actress, so I wait tables
an aspiring musician, so I wait […]
Like Merriam-Webster, Just Not As Portable
As I have gone to female friends for “translations” of what particular things said to me by women actually mean in realtime, so I have also served for a reverse male-to-blunt-English translator for women. However, I keep seeing the same kinds of requests show up, so, as a public service, I present to you… […]
Women We’d Do … And Why
Is it any wonder that you keep seeing the same famous women pop up on the covers of magazines like Maxim or Stuff or Spank Fantasies? (Uhh… okay, so maybe you’re not seeing that one on your local newsstand… or in our bedrooms.) They’re representatives of a larger picture… kind of like ambassadors […]
C’mon, People, Now — Smile On Your Brother
So, have you been having fun reading these here missives from the Boyspoke staff? Wonder what it would be like to kick back in the Boyspoke lounge with us cool kids, drink some beer (or Jack or Stoli or whatever your drink of choice is) that’s being served to you by gorgeous women, while […]
Better Safe Than… Oh, Hell, I’m Never Safe
So I keep a spare e-mail address. Actually, more than one. The function of these spare e-mail addresses is to keep me safe from the insane masses out there — because believe you me (and my friends who have heard my multiple Dates From Hell stories), there are some crazies out there, and […]
Women *I’d* Do
Okay, so the last entry on this topic wasn’t so well-received. Apparently, it was construed that I was just being a lemming and taking women from the front pages of supermarket tabloid mags. What y’all didn’t seem to grasp is that I was trying to explain why those women are perpetually on those […]
So whatcha want?
Listen up, ladies. The time has come for you to decide: Is chivalry alive and well, or do you want a level playing field?
You want equal pay, equal rights in the workplace and equal benefits. I’ve got no problem with that. But when you then turn around and demand […]
Gents, By The Numbers
Last week, in a gala event in Norway, the Institute for the Betterment of Men Everywhere released the long-awaited results of a survey they’ve been conducting with men around the world over the past two decades. The results were originally scheduled to come out three years ago, but someone accidentally spilled coffee on the […]
Ask CJ
Wow, people are actually turning to me for advice. Suckers. I mean, awesome! I love giving advice, just as long as I don’t have to take it myself.
Okay, so what does it mean when a guy who’s gay is always saying that if he weren’t gay, he would totally want to marry […]
I Would Do Anything For Love…
So I’ve recently become obsessed with this new social-networking site where it’s all about “tagging” people with descriptors — and you’re rated by popularity according to how many people give you a “thumbs-up” on your profile. Needless to say, I now check my profile about 18 trillion times a day to see how I’m […]
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