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Russel Beautiful

Posted on Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 by Russel

It can happen at any time.
I can be at the mall eating Sbarros with a buddy.
Maybe I’m cruising down the street late at night.
Could be I was just at the bank getting cash out. But when it happens, I know, and I know right away.
That chick is hot.
And she’s a bitch.

I don’t know what happened […]

Russel Douchebag

Posted on Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005 by Russel

Just a week ago, I was just another guy with a blog, who liked to write about dumb chicks, cool cars and the general nightmare that is my life. Then I met a hottie online who told me about this new site, and that I was such a spiffy writer that I really needed to […]